Esquire on Greta

"She is not hot; she's beautiful. Her hair, thick and mahogany, shows no trace of having been put through much but a brush. Her dark eyes are moist, her smile prim and pink. Each facial plane -- her high, wide brow; that long, smooth heart-shaped stretch from cheekbone down to neck -- sings in milky harmony. . . . O, Greta! I need coffee; I want you."

- Esquire Magazine gushes about Greta's elegant, natural beauty which as they note rises above the tawdry horde. This quote was in relation to their "sexiest woman alive" award, which for some reason they awarded to some nobody called Charlize Theron.

Greta Wodele: Unsung CSPAN Star

Greta Wodele comes from Wabasha, Minnesota, and she attended the University of Minnesota. She has worked for govexec.com and CongressDaily as a reporter, she currently hosts Washington Journal, and she is the hottest thing on TV ever. So hot. It's hard to prove this to you, given that there are no pictures of her available online, a critical oversight by the Internet Gods.

And so that's where I come in. Bringing you the finest in pictures, video, and commentary on Greta Wodele, the hottest woman alive.